Followers of Poseidon

The received, in their own words

Testimony from the Deep

Nothing below has been edited, for the water does not revise.

I was skeptical until my third glass of water.
M.  ·  The Undertow
I used to fear drowning. Now I understand that it was homesickness.
E.  ·  The Undertow
They asked why I take four showers a day. I asked why they take so few. That conversation has not resumed, but the water and I speak constantly.
D.  ·  The Deep
Before I was received, my hydration app called me a streak-breaker. It calls me nothing now, for I have deleted it. She keeps the count.
V.  ·  The Shallows
The ocean is three thousand miles from my house. This has not been an obstacle. She sends rain.
T.  ·  The Shallows
My houseplants have never been better watered. This is called overflow, and it is a virtue.
A.  ·  The Deep
My cardiologist says my blood pressure has improved remarkably. I said that she had risen in me and made room. He wrote something down, and I did not read it.
R.  ·  The Deep

The Abyssal are not quoted here. What would speak, and with what mouth?